Randomly Googled “Queen Elizabeth” to see if I might be right about predicting her death and this is what I see:
Source – Buckingham Palace had to release a statement Friday morning to assure the British people — and the rest of the world — that Queen Elizabeth has not become the latest beloved public figure to not make it to the end of 2016.
Rumors that the 90-year-old monarch had died raced across the Internet, following a post Thursday by a spoof BBC account.
FUUUUUUCKKKK the fucking Queen. This bitch. This fucking bitch just won’t die. For 2 hours, I had the world in my hand. I called it days ago that the queen had days left. I was only a few hours away from perfectly predicting the death of the longest reigning monarch of all time. Imagine what that would have done for this blog. Oh my god. Madness. I published two blogs about when QE2 was going to die and then she goes and hoaxes me like that. Fuck this inbred bitch for refusing to die. I hate her. I hate her more than anyone in her family who is waiting for her to snuff it so they can get her old lady throne and two little shitty dogs.
I have never wished for anything more than for her to die in a timely manner, before the new year. Then Doc’s blog would not only be home to the Internet’s most prestigious weekly movie blog but it would be the blog that ends eras. Please let the queen die watching Rudolf’s Shiny New Year on BBC this year. Please.
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