Billboard– Kanye West has a simple wish for 2017.
An X17 online camerman caught up with the rapper, who recently dyed his hair blonde and neon pink, after his boxing class at the 24 Hour Fitness gym in Los Angeles. The photographer asked ‘Ye if his resolution was to take over the world. “Nah,” West responded. “I just want everybody to be happy.”
To be clear I don’t think this was actually a New Year’s resolution that Kanye has. I think that one of these douche bag TMZ style paparazzi people fired a bunch of questions at Kanye and he just threw out responses that actually meant nothing. You know the internet though, they can take nothing and turn it into a story. So now the only thing that Kanye West wants to come out of 2016 is world happiness. Yay internet!
If anyone’s real resolution is for “everybody to be happy” they are coping out. That’s not a real resolution, that’s something you say when you believe you are perfect… Hold on… Hmm. Remember what I said about that not being Kanye’s real resolution? I’m reconsidering. Kanye thinks he is the definition of perfection. He does think the only thing about his life that needs to be improved is the attitude of the other people in it (considering the family that he became a part of, that kind of makes sense). There are other things that he might consider improving about himself though, here are just a few:
- Remove himself from the toxicity that is the Kardashians
- Find someone who’s willing to tell him that he shouldn’t run for president, not just in 2020, not ever.
- Get his net worth somewhere close to his longtime rival’s
Don’t kid yourself Kanye, you can always improve.
P.S. Best part of this article was that Kanye takes boxing classes. Would love to see him throw out a challenge to the next guy he’s beefing with to get in the ring.
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