The Inquisitor- Malia Obama is rumored to have been shipped off to rehab for her drinking and drug use, one tabloid report claims of the 18-year-old’s three-month absence from the public eye.

Malia has been the subject of rumors for many months, as she has been spotted at drinking parties on college visits and smoking what appeared to be a joint at a concert this summer. But the incoming Harvard University student — Malia was accepted as a high school senior but decided to enroll in 2017, taking a year off — has been relatively quiet in the fall.

The reason for that may be a secret trip to rehab, Radar Online is reporting. The celebrity gossip site reported that Malia Obama could have gone to rehab during the time she wasn’t seen.

“Malia’s been caught up in a lot of scandal, and now she’s been MIA at a lot of family events. People are wondering if she went to rehab or if she’s just hiding out,” a source told the site.

“She’s been an embarrassment to Barack and Michelle, so it’s no wonder they want her out of the picture,” added the source.

Hey Inquisitor, hey Nathan Francis. Fuck both of you. Fuck you Nathan Francis for taking the time to write this article about an 18 year old little girl and fuck you Inquisitor for actually putting this shit out for the public to read. I have very little faith that this is even true which pisses me off even more because Republicans are going to smear this girl all over the place for being a typical black junky (God forbid Trump gets his hands on this *does sign of the cross*).

Even if it is true. Fuck off. There is enough to hold against Barack and Michelle without bringing their kid into it. I love a good shit talking just as much as the next guy, but when you bring someone’s kids into the mix you’re a pathetic snake with no scrotum. Still going off the (false) assumption that it is true, who cares? Let this girl figure her own shit out without publicly disgracing her and saying she’s an embarrassment to her parents.

Michelle just did an interview a few days ago with Oprah where she said she would not seek the presidency because she didn’t want to put the lives of her family on hold any longer (great mom move). She’s not going to try to become president because she knows what we do to our president and his/ her family. Apparently our president’s daughter can’t even smoke a little reefer at a concert and then disappear for three months without having people say that she’s in rehab. Ridiculous.

This is 100% probably not true. However on the off chance that it might be true, Hey Malia, what up? Hit me up next year when your gap year is over and you are coming to Boston. We can disappoint our parents together.

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