So last night James Franco was a guest on The Late Show with Steven Colbert. He gave an absolutely bizarre interview where he talked about the time he hit a naked 60 year old man on the ass with a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken among other things. The whole 11 minutes is James Franco gold. Right down to when he told Steven he would come to Christmas dinner with Steven’s son.
The thing that really caught my eye though was in the beginning of the interview, Franco had a piece of glitter stuck on his face that would flash every now and then. I can’t help wondering where this glitter came from. For any other actor I probably wouldn’t pay any attention to it. I would assume the back story is bland, like they touched a glittery poster before they came on or something like that. Not James Franco though. There is nothing bland about this guy. So why did he have Glitter on his face?
Reasons James Franco would have glitter on his face:
He wears glitter as a fashion statement now
He just came from decorating a kindergarten class with glitter glue
He hired a male midget stripper from Columbia to sit on his face
He was giving an art leson back stage on the proper uses of glitter
He wants to catch Seth Rogen’s eye and make another movie with him.
Its not really glitter, it’s a dragon tear that he bought in North Korea and uses as moisturizer
Its not really glitter, it’s a James Franco tear that his eyes release every half hour if he doesn’t open them
He sneezed into a line of cocaine and glitter and it went everywhere
I’m just spit balling here. I don’t think the world will ever find out why James had glitter on his face. I don’t think the world will ever know a lot about James Franco. And that is for the best. Keep doing you James Franco, you kinky, artsy, fucker.
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